Just when I was getting paranoid about the omniscient NSAgoogleFacebook DATAbase, I start getting hammered with Ashley Madison ads and spam everywhere.

Its the cheating site for married people to get dates with strangers without getting caught.

Three problems. 1) I've never been married. 2) I haven't dated in decades. 3) that SO ISN'T ME or anything I believe in.

So much for those fancy hummingbird algorithm upgrades :)