Experiments in rice

Step 1. Forget you were making rice in the crock pot and overcook the bagebas outo it.

Step 2. Be too poor to throw it out.

Step 3. Put a little oil in the bottom of Pyrex, smear a half inch of "rice jello" in, add a pinch of salt, garlic, cyan. Nuke till crispy.

Its a little like hot rice cakes meets cookie meets fried rice. :)