Two hours ago, I was held hostage in my bathroom. For a while, I was sure I was never going to get out of it alive.
It still makes me shiver, just thinking about it.
It all started when... when...
When a big spider crawled into the doorway, blocking any hope of escape. I sprayed it with the nearest bottle of cleaner, and instead of retreating, it charged!
I quickly found myself standing on the toilet with an empty bottle of TileX, looking for anything else.
It charge through a wall of shaving cream, forcing me to retreat to the tub, where I grabbed the extra-tears shampoo and let him have it.
It hid behind the toilet, where I knew it could only be setting up for an ambush.
And so the standoff remained for the next twenty minutes.
In my twenties, I killed bigger spiders with a napkin. Now, two decades and some change later, I find myself hiding in a bathtub... from a spider that died at least ten minutes ago.
...
Speaking of being held hostage by bugs, BrainDead has been holding me captive this season too :)
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4877736/
It still makes me shiver, just thinking about it.
It all started when... when...
When a big spider crawled into the doorway, blocking any hope of escape. I sprayed it with the nearest bottle of cleaner, and instead of retreating, it charged!
I quickly found myself standing on the toilet with an empty bottle of TileX, looking for anything else.
It charge through a wall of shaving cream, forcing me to retreat to the tub, where I grabbed the extra-tears shampoo and let him have it.
It hid behind the toilet, where I knew it could only be setting up for an ambush.
And so the standoff remained for the next twenty minutes.
In my twenties, I killed bigger spiders with a napkin. Now, two decades and some change later, I find myself hiding in a bathtub... from a spider that died at least ten minutes ago.
...
Speaking of being held hostage by bugs, BrainDead has been holding me captive this season too :)
http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4877736/
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