Top ten reasons Anthony Weiner checked into a sex-addiction clinic:
10: He found out that's where all the nymphomaniacs are.
9: They have free wifi and unlimited porn.
8: Their message therapy comes with complimentary happy endings.
7: It's the only place where he can talk dirty to everyone without getting in trouble.
6: It's around the corner from a whore house.
5: It's where all the fashionable politicians go just before their wife's best friend's election.
4: Someone texted him a picture of Vince Foster... By mistake.
3: He was told it was clothing optional and he was free to take as many selfies as he wanted... As long as he didn't post any of them.
2: John Podesta wrote him a blank check.
1: He always wanted to spend a week with Charlie Sheen :)